WHO Wants a "Roll Tide?", by Marlee Webb


WHO started with a rehash of events from last night on the illegal trade of organs. The chair claimed she was “going to start picking out freshmen because [they] need grades, and sophomores because [they] really need grades.” After stating so, chair called on the delegate from Seychelles, to which fellow WHO delegates became confused as to why seashells were present at LIMUN.

Eventually Organ Day was brought up again. Greece let everyone know that it thought Organ Day was “stupid.” The delegate from Bulgaria suggested awareness through a TV show about Organs with Charles the Kidney. He also suggested that season one end with the heart dying. Australia suggested the official color of Organ Day to be crimson, followed by a “Roll Tide.”

After Luxembourg learned that everyone does, in fact, need organs, Bulgaria stated the room was hot because “the sun is like a star.”Eventually, there became a WHAT in the WHO with a paper passed on the why but without the when and with an Amendment on the how.


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